Who's possessing who now, Casper?
Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month.Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt l...
Think long and hard about how you proceed, Nico di Angelo. You cannot lie to Cupid. If you let your anger rule you... well, your fate will be even sadder then mine.
They chose the oliveThey must really like olivesForget itNow if she invented pizza that i can understand-Percy to Annabeth in the lightning theif
Sure, Nico had mixed emotions about the camp. He’d felt rejected there, out of place, unwanted and unloved … but now that it was on the verge of destruction, he realized how much it meant to him. This...
Our secret weapon, Khione! We're not just a bunch of demigods. We're a team.
Leo’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker: ‘SURRENDER! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ONE SPANKING HOT WAR MACHINE!’ The giant Enceladus howled in outrage. ‘Valdez!’ ‘WHAT’S UP, ENCHILADAS?’ Leo’s voice roared b...
I rested my hand on Will's shoulder. 'Don't worry. We'll be back by dawn.'His mouth trembled ever so slightly. 'How can you be sure?''I'm the sun god,' I said, trying to muster more confidence than I...
I could have killed you.Or I could have killed you, Percy said. Jason shrugged. If there’d been an ocean in Kansas, maybe.I don’t need an ocean—Boys, Annabeth interrupted, I’m sure you both would’ve b...
Erre es korakas, Blinky! Dionysus cursed. I will have your soul!
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet witho...
Writing 'Book 1: The Maze of Bones' didn't feel much different than writing one of my other novels, but I thought it was very innovative to offer the website and trading card components as well for th...
Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment.
It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.
You speak horse? Hazel asked.Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing, Percy said. Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.Then you and Arion should get along fine, Hazel said. He's a son of Neptune too.Percy turned...
Very slowly, using only two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water.Octavian made a squeaking sound. What was that for? I didn’t say...
Really? That would be a first. I'm the son of , Jason. I might as well be covered in blood or sewage, the way people treat me. I don't belong anywhere. I'm not even from this . But that's not enough t...
Nico wasn't sure whether to kick himself or Will Solace. If he hadn’t been so distracted bickering with the son of Apollo, he would never have allowed the enemy to get so close.
Nico sighed in exasperation. He hated working with other people. They were always cramping his style, making him uncomfortable. And Will Solace … Nico revised his impression of the son of Apollo. He’d...
Look, Percy continued, I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-He mentioned it! one of the ghosts whimpered.