Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.
Jason hated being old.
It's okay, he said. We're together. He didn't say , or . After all they'd been through over the last year, he knew that the most important thing was that they were together. She loved him for saying t...
It takes strength and courage to admit the truth.
I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta.Leo snorted. What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.
I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly the air was filled with violins and a bunch of guys moaning in Italian. The demon pigeons went nuts...
Hey. Leo grinned, which was unnerving in the flames, his teeth like molten silver ingots. I told you I had a plan. When are you going to trust me? And by the way- I love you guys.Festus claw opened, a...
He's SO goatly.
I loved the idea of making history interesting for kids! When Scholastic approached me about 'The 39 Clues', I immediately started going through the 'greatest hits' from my years as a social studies t...
Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words lo...
That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.
Remake the wild, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world. You cannot wait for anyone else, even a god, to do that for you.
Piper patted his shoulder. Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie.
Nico drew his sword. His smile was even more unsettling than his scowl.Underground, he said. My favorite place.Underground was Jason's favorite place.
Luke gazed at Annabeth. You knew. I almost killed you, but you knew . . .Shhh. Her voice trembled. You were a hero at the end, Luke.
Leo! Jason was shaking his shoulder. Hey, man, why are you hugging Nike?Leo’s eyes fluttered open. His arms were wrapped around the human-sized statue in Athena’s hand. He must have been thrashing in...
Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else – a stupid sense of humour. ‘Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE O...
I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible.Oh, yes, she purred. I like this one! Come along, children.But this isn't yours,...
He scowled at Jason. And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again.
Frank nodded grimly. Well…any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can’t be all bad. Let’s go.