Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik.
It’s not mind-reading,’ she said. ‘Not even an empathy link. Just … a temporary wave of exhaustion. Primal emotions. Your pain washes over me. I take on some of your burden.’Nico’s expression became g...
He just summoned the dead with coke and cheeseburgers
Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, No one leaves here alive, that's your cue.
Correct. Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. My people were the original Athenians--the gemini.Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. I'm a Leo.No, stupid, Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're...
Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends...
She had to go on this quest. The fate of the world might depend on it. But part of him wanted to say: Forget the world. He didn’t want to be without her.
It's loot! he yelled, standing on his tiptoes so he could get in Clarisse's face. If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver!
I sat up in bed. What did he say?Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his feet so far over the edge they were in the bathroom. The happy man said...bowling practice?
I (Percy) set Nico on guard duty with Beckendorf and the Stoll brothers, figuring he'd be safely out of the way....What's happening? Nico demanded, trying to climb up next to me.
Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't it be a happily-ever-after ride-into-the-sunset feeling all the time?
Nico, I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.
He also didn't mind Piper's using him for a pillow. She had a cute way of breathing when she slept - inhaling through the nose, exhaling with a little puff through the mouth. He was also disappointed...
Frank stared at her. But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.Iris looked horrified. Oh, they're not Ding Dongs.She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that loo...
Coach Hedge yelled,Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!Holy Hephaestus, Leo muttered. He really needs to work on his shipspeak.
You spoke the truth, Percy Jackson. You are nothing like... like Hercules. I am honored that you carry this sword.
Kinzie smiled smugly. You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we’re turning a profit. The morta...
Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war.The plant war, Percy said. You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?
It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.
Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt.You're a genius, I (Percy) told Annabeth.