Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some mouldy apples.
To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Self-talk reflects your innermost feelings.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.
Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
Most frequently asked question at my AI talks: Will robots be conscious? We slaughter 60 billion animals/year, but are concerned for robots?