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If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Richard Kadrey

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

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About Richard Kadrey

Richard Kadrey (born August 27, 1957) is an American novelist, freelance writer, and photographer based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.