Their first date was at the symphony. How mean can a guy be who likes Mozart? I hope, at least.
The sound of the ocean breaking our silence was like chocolate syrup poured into a glass of milk, dispersing into awkward dark clumps while waiting to be stirred.
The Strand proudly proclaims itself as home to eighteen miles of books. I have no idea how this is calculated. Does one stack all the books on top of each other to get the eighteen miles? Or do you pu...
Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.
I’ve never understood why looking hot has to be equated with sex and conquest. Whatever happened to anticipation, to courtship, to true love? Can’t a person look hot and not have it mean something?
It is possibly true what Grandpa’s buddies have repeatedly told me: Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.
I feel like you may be a special and kind person. And I would like to make it my business to know special and kind people. Especially if they are boys my age.
Driver, can you tell him that I’m sorry? I wasn’t supposed to be like this. I swear.
You know that feeling? That feeling when you just want the right thing to fall into the right place, not only because it's right, but because it will mean that such a thing is still possible?
Well, well, well, Santa said once the elf had retreated. Come and sit on my lap, little boy.This Santa’s beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn’t fucking around.I’m not really a little boy, I po...
We were people, and people had ways of finding each other.
This is the funny thing about New York - there are so many things to do at all times of the day, but there are still moments when you have no idea which of them to do, and feel extra silly because you...
The humans create life, and senselessly cause death. For nothing.
Tal told me he loved me, and told me and told me, but you don't tell someone that and then tell them they're not experienced enough in bed and should read a book or something to learn, or they should...
Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.
One of the failures of cellular communication is that tiredness often comes across as sadness.
One of the failures of cellular communication is that tiredness often comes across as sadness. But I appreciate your concern.
Males are the most incomprehensible species.
I was horribly bookish, to the point of coming right out and saying it, which I knew was not socially acceptable.
I walked inside Macy’s and faced the pathetic spectacle of a department store full of shoppers, none of whom were shopping for themselves. Without the instant gratification of a self-aimed purchase, e...