I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against t...
I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.
Beneath the water, I can know her. She was fierce, uncompromising. When she loved, she loved deeply, passionately. She loved the blue-eyed water god. She owned him. His heart.But then she felt betraya...
He pauses a moment to reflect on the F-word. 'Sometimes I think it's an idea that enslaves us. We're never free from hungering for the notion that we can even have freedom. When perhaps it's the very...
Get out of bed and feed me already, person!
When in doubt, ingest carbs.
We all just took the bookstore at its word, because if you couldn't trust a bookstore, what could you trust?
Lily was mittens and hot chocolate and snow angels that lifted from the ground and danced in the air. She said she loved winter, and I wondered if there was any season she didn’t love. I worked hard t...
Game over, you say, and I don’t know which I take more exception to—the fact that you say that it’s over, or the fact that you say it’s a game. It’s only over when one of us keeps the notebook for goo...
Who's Jessie?My YugoYou have a name for your Yugo? Please don't tell me you're one of those guys who also names his dick.Unfortunately, I've yet to find the perfect name for mine, so it's in this neth...
Wherever I went, I was on the wrong end of the stampede.
The Secret tactic of a good hard bargainer is know when to compromise.For instance.
She told me if I clean all the ashes out of the grate, then I’ll be able to help my sisters get ready for the bal. It’s Christmas, Dashiel. Can’t you give that atitude a rest? Merry Christmas, Dad. An...
Maybe your unspeakable defects give you power too?
It’s like nothing else exists in the world right now except him, me, touching, exploring, longing, needing, sharing, having. So much for my straight-edge vow, because I am drunk on our ing’s.
I kind of hate Nick right now, too, but there's someone else higher on my list, someone I hate more than Saddam Hussein and any asshole named Bush combined, hate more than that fuckhead who canceled '...
From a distance, a clone's luminous eyes are meant to draw in humans and make them feel safe. Up close, the eyes appear hollow. Because of that, humans tend not to look into our eyes too closely, whic...
What else could I be? If I were a mono-thinker, I probably wouldn’t be an insomniac. How is a poly-thinker supposed to fall asleep, and more importantly, stay asleep, when thoughts just won’t stop dar...
Things change all the time, mostly in little ways.
There’s an alone that calls out for rescue—but this appeared to be an alone that wanted to be left alone.