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As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed white flyer. It curled around the edges from where it had been rolled up to fit in the mailbox. What have I always wanted in this town? he asked. A strip club that would let in fifteen year olds? Michael said.When I was fifteen. No, seriously, what?Guns ‘R Us?Shane made a harsh buzzer sound. Okay, to be fair, yeah, that’s a good alternate answer. But no. I always wanted a place to seriously train to fight, right? Someplace that didn't think aerobics was a martial art? And look!

Rachel Caine

As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed white flyer. It curled around the edges from where it had been rolled up to fit in the mailbox. What have I always wanted in this town? he asked. A strip club that would let in fifteen year olds? Michael said.When I was fifteen. No, seriously, what?Guns ‘R Us?Shane made a harsh buzzer sound. Okay, to be fair, yeah, that’s a good alternate answer. But no. I always wanted a place to seriously train to fight, right? Someplace that didn't think aerobics was a martial art? And look!

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About Rachel Caine

Rachel Caine was the pen name of Roxanne Longstreet Conrad (April 27, 1962 – November 1, 2020), who was an American writer of science fiction, fantasy, mystery, suspense, and horror novels.