PJ's suggested chant, for pointless protest marches:Five, four, three, two.We don't have a doggone clue!
And, Donald, the end of your necktie belongs up around your belt buckle, not between your knees and your nuts. Trump’s haircut makes Kim Jong Un laugh.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, branches since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandize...
A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
The whole idea of government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
Politicians show no signs of even knowing the difference between negative and positive rights. Blinded by the dazzle of anything that makes them popular, they honestly may not be able to tell.
Anybody who’s having fun at an Elk Lodge meeting has the fun thing figured out.
The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociology, women's studies--to prove that nothing is anybo...
And crazy old people will be to blame for whichever spawn of Satan slithers its way into the Oval Office.
Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right.
Being gloomy is easier than being cheerful. Anybody can say I've got cancer and get a rise out of a crowd. But how many of us can do five minutes of good stand-up comedy? And worrying is less work tha...
According to the magazine there are currently 1,810 billionaires. Their combined net worth is $6.5 trillion. The proposed 2017 U.S. federal budget is $4.2 trillion. All the billionaires on earth put t...
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
The best way to have a good political system is to avoid politics. But political disengagement deprives us of opportunities for bitching at politicians and pushing them around. This is occasionally us...
Considering what a hot, wed dog smells like, dog stew has a surprisingly savory odor To tell the truth, it tastes pretty good, like oxtail. To be perfectly honest, it's delicious. (Anything about this...