“ And, Donald, the end of your necktie belongs up around your belt buckle, not between your knees and your nuts. Trump’s haircut makes Kim Jong Un laugh. P.J. O'Rourke
“ The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy. Raheel Farooq
“ When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in. Richie Norton
“ True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other. Michael Bassey Johnson