She was usually keenly susceptible to weather conditions and reveled in sunshine like a kitten.
If you're not reaching back to help anyone then you're not building a legacy.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.