God always provides a pleasant memory to help ease the pain of a bad experience.
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
Give yourself a great self-respect to know who you are then your confidence will shine on you
Until you develop the courage to pursue that dream in your heart, you will never reach your true potential.
The richest man is he who lives simply but has an abundance of love and kindness to give away.
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
Music shouldn't be just a tune, it should be a touch.