Simply to endure is to triumph.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.
For the grateful, there is no room for disappointment; Each moment offers life.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
We have two natures within us, both struggling for mastery. Which one will dominate us? It depends on which one we feed.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.