N.M. Silber Quote

Okay, Adam began, Now concentrate! This was a real person. White suit!Colonel Sanders! Lily replied quickly.Colonel Sanders? I said it was a real person, not a logo for a chicken joint!He was a real person! If you don't believe me look it up!Whatever! Not Colonel Sanders though. Humor! he said urgently.Steve Martin! She clapped her hands with joy, obviously believing that they had finally gotten one right.No, uh... He searched for another clue.Wait! White suit and humor but not Steve Martin? She looked crushed.I just said no! He yelled! Hannibal!Um, uh, Dumbo... she said with a deeply pensive expression.Dumbo?! What the fuck?! Hannibal! Elephants! And before you say it he was real, too, you schmuck!Guess again goddamnit! Anthony Hopkins! Adam threw down the card and looked like he was going to cry.Halley's Comet! he growled.Halley's Comet?! What in the hell do you mean Halley's Comet!Time! Braden informed them gleefully, wiping tears of laughter out of his eyes.Mark Twain! You're an author Christ's sake! Adam bit out.Oh, right! He was from Hannibal, Missouri! What in the hell did Halley's Comet have to do with Mark Twain?! It appeared on the day he was born and the day he died! Duh huh! Adam said.This isn't Trivial fucking Pursuit! Lily shot back. Why didn't you say Mississippi or riverboat or frog jumping contest or something besides Halley's Motherfucking Comet?! Because they're all forbidden motherfucking words! Miss 'like a human'! he yelled.