Not even sex, especially not sex, please God not sex, the filthiest and most terrifying invention of the early seventies.
Pragmatism is good prevention for problems.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
I don't stand for black man's side, I don't stand for white man's side, I stand for God's side.
Deeply happy people are even thankful for the trials and tragedies they pass through.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
Don't be in temper, to leave so quickly, that I may be dying. But all too soon, the leaves and debris will gather elsewhere.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
A Writer is Actor, Creator, Director & Producer Of HIS Life. Ask ME anything.