His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.
The book was commonly known as the Buggre Alle This Bible. The lengthy compositor's error, if such it may be called, occurs in the book of Ezekiel, chapter 48, verse five.2. And bye the border of Dan,...
Heaven has no taste.Now-And not one single sushi restaurant.A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.
NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.
You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.
Then he lit some incense, which was not necessary but did make the place smell nice.
That Hieronymus Bosch. What a weirdo.
Oh dear...I've never really liked the Yanks.
25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have pu...
Mr. Young hadn't had to quiet a screaming baby for years. H'ed never been much good at it to start with. He'd always respected Sir Winston Churchill, and patting small versions of him on the bottom ha...
Never f*!k with the ineffable.
Of course, he was in favor of Armageddon in general terms. If anyone had asked him why he'd been spending centuries tinkering in the affairs of mankind he'd have said, Oh, in order to bring about Arma...
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
Oh, the grand old Duke of YorkHe had Ten Thousand Men
She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.
If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.
Do you know what this is? .. This is a Sainsbury's plant mister
Crowley's London flat was the epitome of style. It was everything that a flat should be: spacious, white, elegantly furnished, and with that designer unlived in look that only comes from not being liv...
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