Never hire an academic unless his function is to partake of the rituals of writing papers or taking exams.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
Self-care is how you take your power back.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.