You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
A realist is a slave to reality.
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.
To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.
Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.
Time limps when you are not having fun.
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.
Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.
A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard.
Memories rob us of the present.
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.
When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that s...
Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.