Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience.
To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.
Friends are family members we have a choice over.
To masturbate is to imagine: physically.
The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.
Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.
To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard.
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.
Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.
When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that s...