*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.
Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.
Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed.
Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience.
Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.
Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
To gain height, lose all your tall friends.
Memories rob us of the present.
Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.
To teach, learn. To learn, teach.
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.
Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.
Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action.
Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
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