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Mitch Hedberg Quote

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Mitch Hedberg

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

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About Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.