Miranda July Quote

Will you date me when I ask you out? it asked.Yes.Even if I’m ugly and you don’t like my personality?Yes.No, you won’t.I will!You’re just saying that because you’re in a hurry.Well, it won’t be my fault if I miss the bus.Goodbye, sweetness.Bye! Where’s my backpack?It’s on the counter.Oh. Bye!

Miranda July

Will you date me when I ask you out? it asked.Yes.Even if I’m ugly and you don’t like my personality?Yes.No, you won’t.I will!You’re just saying that because you’re in a hurry.Well, it won’t be my fault if I miss the bus.Goodbye, sweetness.Bye! Where’s my backpack?It’s on the counter.Oh. Bye!

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About Miranda July

Miranda July (born Miranda Jennifer Grossinger; February 15, 1974) is an American film director, screenwriter, actress and author. Her body of work includes film, fiction, monologue, digital presentations and live performance art.
She wrote, directed and starred in the films Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005) and The Future (2011) and wrote and directed Kajillionaire (2020). She has authored a book of short stories, No One Belongs Here More Than You (2007); a collection of nonfiction short stories, It Chooses You (2011); and the novel The First Bad Man (2015).