Come, my handsome vampire. I have a few things I must do to prepare you. Then I’ll put you somewhere safe to await your bride. Oh—I know! She clapped excitedly. You can stay inside my piggy bank! And...
And watch your tongue. I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never stop smiling."Niccolo didn't know what these "clowns" were, but he made a mental...
I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never stop smiling.
When it comes to your looks, the only option in this world that matters is yours.
There is new information.”“Are you going to share it?”“No.”Of course not. Because it would totally ruin his whole mysterious vibe. Can’t have that.
I’m going to give you some advice: don’t be such a whiny asshole. It makes you look weak.
An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and...pink thong underwear?...
