When a person's last response was Saumensch or Saukerl or Arschloch, you knew you had them beaten.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
To be inspired is great, but to inspire is an honor.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
She made broken look beautifuland strong look invincible.She walked with the Universeon her shoulders and made itlook like a pair of wings.
Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Nothing amazes me anymore.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Life will be peaceful if you can fill your heart with an abundance of love.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.