“ Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority for any town? Mark Twain
“ It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain
“ I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. ~Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad Mark Twain
“ Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. Mark Twain
“ It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then su… Mark Twain
“ Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size. Mark Twain
“ The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell togethe… Mark Twain
“ I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. Mark Twain
“ A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. Mark Twain
“ Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain
“ Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do and play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Mark Twain
“ In certain trying circumstances urgent circumstances desperate circumstances profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. Mark Twain
