The glassblower knows: while in the heat of beginning, any shape is possible. Once hardened, the only way to change is to break.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.