I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
To err is human - but it feels divine.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
A man's kiss is his signature.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
You are never too old to become younger!
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.