That’s the Little Dipper. Hey, Armpit, what sign are you? This is my sign, Armpit said, and gave him the finger.
Stanley wondered if this was how a condemned man felt on his way to the electric chair—appreciating all of the good things in life for the last time.
One afternoon, Sam, the onion man, and his donkey, Mary Lou, were returning to his boat, which was anchored just a little off shore. It was late in November and the peach trees had lost most of their...
Nothing in life is easy. But that’s no reason to give up. You’ll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one life, so you should try to make the most...
No bull—
I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that’s no reason to give up. You’ll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one lif...
If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, The bark on the tree was just a little bit softer.While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moo-oo-oon, If only, if only.
I prefer to use the names their parents gave them -- the names that society will recognize them by when they return to become useful and hardworking members of society.
I have been to the White House, Jeff admitted. If you want, I’ll tell you about it. Bradley thought a moment, then said, Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you. 2.
How’d you like to take a ride on my new boat this Saturday? he asked her one evening after class. No, thank you, said Miss Katherine. We’ve got a brand-new boat, he said. You don’t even have to row it...
Higher and higher he climbed. His strength came from somewhere deep inside himself and also seemed to come from the outside as well. After focusing on Big Thumb for so long, it was as if the rock had...
Even the book I’m reading to my class, said Miss Zarves. The author makes fun of teachers!
Bradley ChalkersHomeworkBook ReportMy Parents Didn’tSteal an ElephantBy Uriah C. LassoMrs. Ebbel’s classRoom 12Red Hill SchoolLast seat, last rowNext to Jeff
An idea doesn't die, said Trapp. It exists somewhere, in its own dimension, waiting to be perceived.
Sensation
Not saying it’s going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that’s no reason to give up. You’ll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one life, s...
Lizard juice,
Your Doppelgänger will regurgitate on your soul!
You're a caring, thoughtful, considerate human being. Maybe that is a curse in this cold world we live in. You have the soul of a poet. —Mrs. Bayfield, to David
Well, not exactly. I got a C-minus on the paper I wrote about my idea for the ergie. So then