He brought his tray to the table. Behind him, a boy from one of the other tents said, Hey, what happened to your face? There was a crash. Stanley turned to see Mr. Sir holding the boy’s head against t...
Girls hate it when their clothes get dirty.
Dear Stanley, It was wonderful to hear from you Your letter made me feel like one of the other moms who can afford to send their kids to summer camp. I know it’s not the same, but I am very proud of y...
David shared his worktable with a girl.
And I can get my own phone, said Leslie, with unlimited text messaging! And I can get my car fixed, I said. Or maybe even a new car. Or a new house that already has a swimming pool, said Leslie. And a...
There. During
Sensation
Not saying it’s going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that’s no reason to give up. You’ll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one life, s...
Lizard juice,
Liked his jokes and even laughed and everything, he didn’t think about the pebble.
Had.
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You have only one life, make the most of it
Where are we supposed to go to the bathroom? he asked Magnet. Magnet gestured with his arms to the great expanse around them. Pick a hole, any hole, he said.
When you spend your whole life living in a hole, the only way you can go is up. (Zero/Hector Zeroni)
When the shoes first fell from the sky,he remembered thinking that destiny had struck him. Now he thought so again. It was more than a coincidence. It had to be destiny.
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here digging holes in the hot sun. You know who that person is?My no-good...
Wayside school is falling down, falling down, falling down,Wayside school is falling down my fair lady.Kids go splat as they hit the ground, hit the ground, hit the ground,Kids go splat as the hit the...