Louis Sachar Quote

One afternoon, Sam, the onion man, and his donkey, Mary Lou, were returning to his boat, which was anchored just a little off shore. It was late in November and the peach trees had lost most of their leaves. Sam! someone called. He turned around to see three men running after him, waving their hats. He waited. Afternoon, Walter. Bo, Jesse, he greeted them, as they walked up, catching their breath. Glad we caught you, said Bo. We’re going rattlesnake hunting in the morning. We want to get some of your lizard juice, said Walter. I ain’t a-scared of no rattlesnake, said Jesse. But I don’t want to come across one of those red-eyed monsters. I seen one once, and that was enough. I knew about the red eyes, of course. I hadn’t heard about the big black teeth. It’s the white tongues that get me, said Bo. Sam gave each man two bottles of pure onion juice. He told them to drink one bottle before going to bed that night, then a half bottle in the morning, and then a half bottle around lunchtime. You sure this stuff works? asked Walter. I tell you what, said Sam. If it doesn’t, you can come back next week and I’ll give you your money back. Walter looked around unsure, as Bo and Jesse laughed. Then Sam laughed, too. Even Mary Lou let out a rare hee-haw. Just remember, Sam told the men before they left. It’s very important you drink a bottle tonight. You got to get it into your bloodstream. The lizards don’t like onion blood.