The turkeys I eat are raised on farms. They're different. They've signed on the dotted line.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the change, be the difference, or be the inspiration. Shine your light as an example. The world needs mor...
A stranger may find beauty in you yet.
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.