Lorrie Moore Quote

The problem with a beautiful woman is that she makes everyone around her feel hopelessly masculine, which if you’re already male to begin with poses no particular problem. But if you’re anyone else, your whole sexual identity gets dragged into the principal’s office: So what’s this I hear about you prancing around, masquerading as a woman? You are answerless. You are sitting on your hands. You are praying for your breasts to grow, your hair to perk up.

Lorrie Moore

The problem with a beautiful woman is that she makes everyone around her feel hopelessly masculine, which if you’re already male to begin with poses no particular problem. But if you’re anyone else, your whole sexual identity gets dragged into the principal’s office: So what’s this I hear about you prancing around, masquerading as a woman? You are answerless. You are sitting on your hands. You are praying for your breasts to grow, your hair to perk up.

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About Lorrie Moore

Lorrie Moore (born Marie Lorena Moore; January 13, 1957) is an American writer, critic, and essayist. She is best known for her short stories, some of which have won major awards. Since 1984, she has also taught creative writing.