“ There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry abo… Lois Greiman
“ In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life. Lois Greiman
“ In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose. Lois Greiman
“ Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not Lois Greiman
“ And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever. Lois Greiman
“ Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. Lois Greiman
“ Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. Lois Greiman
“ Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too. Lois Greiman
“ Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. Lois Greiman
