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Captain Phelan and I dislike each other, Beatrix told her. In fact, we’re sworn enemies.Christopher glanced at her quickly. When did we become sworn enemies?Ignoring him, Beatrix said to her sister, Regardless, he’s staying for tea.Wonderful, Amelia said equably. Why are you enemies, dear?I met him yesterday while I was out walking, Beatrix explained. And he called Medusa a ‘garden pest,’ and faulted me for bringing her to a picnic.Amelia smiled at Christopher. Medusa has been called many worse things around here, including ‘diseased pincushion,’ and ‘perambulating cactus.

Lisa Kleypas

Captain Phelan and I dislike each other, Beatrix told her. In fact, we’re sworn enemies.Christopher glanced at her quickly. When did we become sworn enemies?Ignoring him, Beatrix said to her sister, Regardless, he’s staying for tea.Wonderful, Amelia said equably. Why are you enemies, dear?I met him yesterday while I was out walking, Beatrix explained. And he called Medusa a ‘garden pest,’ and faulted me for bringing her to a picnic.Amelia smiled at Christopher. Medusa has been called many worse things around here, including ‘diseased pincushion,’ and ‘perambulating cactus.

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About Lisa Kleypas

Lisa Kleypas (born November 5, 1964 in Temple, Texas) is a best-selling American author of historical and contemporary romance novels. In 1985, she was named Miss Massachusetts 1985 and competed in the Miss America 1986 pageant in Atlantic City.