How do you know I'm mad? said Alice. You must be, said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
Capture your youth, while you can.
Happy girls are the prettiest