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Laurie Halse Anderson Quote

You know what's not sexy? I pushed his hand away. Babies. Babies are not sexy.But I bought condoms, he said. I even practiced putting one on!The lost-puppy look on his face made me smile. I'm proud of you, Boner Man, but that's not enough.

Laurie Halse Anderson

You know what's not sexy? I pushed his hand away. Babies. Babies are not sexy.But I bought condoms, he said. I even practiced putting one on!The lost-puppy look on his face made me smile. I'm proud of you, Boner Man, but that's not enough.

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