When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed
You can not die of grief, though it feels as if you can. A heart does not actually break, though sometimes your chest aches as if it is breaking. Grief dims with time. It is the way of things. There c...
Why, you may ask, didn't we have a cow tonight? No one would sell Bayard one. He had the brilliant idea of telling the farmers why he wanted the cow. The God-fearing folk would sell their cows to be e...
What's the matter with you tonight? he asked when we were out of earshot of Stirling and Co.I told you.No, he said, it isn't just the murder tonight. Hell, I've seen you kill people and be less upset...
The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.
Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.
Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necess...
Maybe you’re not willing to give up a lover who’s colder than you are.
Magic, if that was the right word, often rises and falls on your own belief in your abilities. I've seen very powerful people completely crippled by self-doubt.
I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The scarier my reputation got, the more people wanted me to come be scar...
I try not to be cruel, just persistent. There are days when the difference is pretty damn slight.
I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd pra...
I have lived for over three hundred years. In that time, the ideal of beauty has changed many times. Large breasts, small, thin, curved, tall, short, they have all been the height of beauty at one tim...
How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture?
He gave a small nod, and I smiled back, and that was it. He understood that I'd understood that he'd understood. It took us one sentence, two looks, and a nod - with another woman it would have been a...
Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it
You awful hard to kill, Anita.''There's a first time, Luther, and that's all it takes.
They be crazier than we are.
Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.