A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.
I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.