She remember her granny telling her, 'Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you got to feed his belly every day, make him burn for you, then release some steam purty...
SHE MAY BE AN EVIL BITCH, BUT SHE IS MY EVIL BITCH. AND I'LL HAVE NO OTHER
Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.--Regin
Now, undress for me and let me see what’s mine.
Mari began to suspect that this reflection was going to prove to be like that little computer paperclip assistant -- at first it helps, but after a while you just want the paperclip to die.
MacRieve: You can't drop a line like that without unpacking it.Nix: Just did. You-Lame.MacRieve: It's MacRieve!
Look, it's not you. It's , and my inability to dig dirty dudes.
La Dorada skulked into view. She was half-mummified, but sodden. Gooey. Regin let out a low whistle. The Mummy Returns meets Dingoes Ate My Face.
Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?''No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.'Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear that damned unfinished shirt in public again.
Insight: if a guy I had sex with ever carved a notch into his bedpost, I’d tell him to carve one into mine too—and then to go make me a fucking sammich.
If you want to reach something badly enough, you will.
I suppose that now you'll want to sleep with me?Alas big guy I'm taken.''No. you're not,'Regin said.'Am too,' Nix said. 'Mike Rowe, the star of Dirty Jobs, is soon to realize I'm his beloved.' She sig...
I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you...glow ?I touched a radioactive alien cock once.
He believed dark feys didn’t get a mate, but she mentally waved that away because men often believed stupid shit.
Don't stop kissing me, vampire, or I will kill you.
A king of a kingdom no one fucking knows about! I'm the tree in the forest that silently falls--when no one is around to be crushed! [Lothaire, Enemy of Old]
With a sigh, she asked, Why do you care if I believe you or not?Because if you think I got a leg over with that slag, then the chance of anything sexual with you will be drastically reduced.Without lo...
We're more cerebral than physical.Your cerebrum can't have an orgasm.
Vampire females are as good as extinct.Thad was aghast. No females?Natalya patted his shoulder. You can date other species, Tiger. Don’t you worry. I’ve already thought of some ladies to relieve you o...
There’re three ways to get there from here, each one worse than the last. You can either hold your breath through the plague colonies, slip through Slaverville, or take the mountain route. Something f...