She remember her granny telling her, 'Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you got to feed his belly every day, make him burn for you, then release some steam purty...
Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?''No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.'Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear that damned unfinished shirt in public again.
He believed dark feys didn’t get a mate, but she mentally waved that away because men often believed stupid shit.
Let's put the fun back in funeral!
Lothaire betrayed us! Again. -Random demon .
Nixie, every party is an orgy waiting to happen.Nix opened her mouth, then closed it, dragging Neomi and Mari away. Well, you can't argue with reason, can you?
Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.--Regin
Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?
You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.
She resolved not to beat herself up because she was attracted to a deadly, vampiric maniac that she yearned to kill.
This mountain of a man was learning that his considerable might- which he'd clearly relied on for - was futile with her.
This food is one hundred percent not drugged because I couldn't find any drugs.
We’re watching your mate, Sian said. Well done. She’s horrifyingly lovely.
You will be leaving, of course.Or I could help you.I've had a bit of practice bathing myself and I think I can stumble my way through this.
Then realization had dawned. Oh, my God, you're the one who hurt Davis, the boy I was with. You saw us together, and you threw him down a gully. He broke both of his legs!He lived? Gaze narrowing, Lot...
The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, Not Regin.A drunk hunched over the bar muttered, That glowing one made me eat a transistor radio once.
And we’re off to fuck the wizard.
With a sigh, she asked, Why do you care if I believe you or not?Because if you think I got a leg over with that slag, then the chance of anything sexual with you will be drastically reduced.Without lo...
The best way to get over a man is to get under an Italian.
I never knew I could hate someone as deeply as I do you. I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.
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