Ah, lass, you're looking at my cock like you want tae give it a suck.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride
Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
When the wolf howls and the moon dimshope fades with the waning light. Evil lurks at every turn as shadows waltz across the ebony night. Behold the midnight hour where all of reason takes flight.
Sometimes we are that fly in the house, that thinks it sees an open window. So it crawls to, or flies head-on into clear glass. At times getting stuck between the storm and pane, it dies in the window...
A person who is another man's slave is better than one who is a slave to lust.
Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.
Photobomb me at your own risk!