It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit
All the world loves a good loser.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.