We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
All the world loves a good loser.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.