Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and...