Oh God. Jenks, you aren’t a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great—
I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that I am happy but what is important to me is that I am happy. I am interested in being happy,...
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
GOD IS MY PROVIDER I BRAG DIFFERENT, THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
Even now I remember those pictures, like pictures in a storybook one loved as a child. Radiant meadows, mountains vaporous in the trembling distance; leaves ankle-deep on a gusty autumn road; bonfires...
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.