I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!
Movement is knowledge. Art is perception
The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
His room was a sickly dual-tone of crimson and charcoal, like an Untitled Rothko, the colours bleeding into each other horribly and then rather serenely. The overall effect was overwhelmingly unapolog...
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
Education is the best provision for old age.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
I need to stop running back to you in my mind all the time.