Should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowels.
It already sounds like they are giving me the equivalent of a Multipass.
Hasenpfeffer
Had bees, for example, try to pollinate my nostril or ear because my red hair attracts them like a cluster of flowers, and once I get six legs and a pair of wings buzzing around in there, I forget abo...
Feck a handsome chicken if I wasn’t right
Far past the time when everything might have turned out well. We are now in crisis management, hoping that things will turn out badly instead of much, much worse. That
But greatness is in the act of creation and not necessarily in the finished product. Creating is the yin to the yang of our consumption and the doorway to beauty that we all want to walk through. Crea...
Because feck a handsome chicken if I wasn’t right about Fand.
A misbegotten cockwaffle.
[T]he pain was unspeakable, worse than reading the collected works of Edith Wharton.
You, sir, I said, have all the dignity of a badger with the clap. Shark shit has more fiber than you. I’m going to tie you nuts-first to a monkey’s cage and make a mix tape of the resulting noise. The...
You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.
You must be thinking of stories from other cultures. Irish women tend to kick ass and do whatever they want. For exhibits A, B, and C, I give you the Morrigan, Brighid, and Flidais.
You must be thinking of stories from other cultures. Irish women tend to kick ass and do whatever they want. For exhibits A, B, and C, I give you the Morrigan, Brighid, and Flidais. Fair enough. So wh...
Yes, you’re adorable, aren’t you? Are you a good boy, Snugglepumpkin? Oberon wagged his tail and came over within petting distance. Oh, yes, you are a good boy, yes, you are. She stopped making sense...
When you cannot reason with people, you have to try scaring them. If that doesn’t work, then you either run or you kill them. Or set your lawyers on them.
When The Empire Strikes Back first came out in 1980 and I saw Luke summon his lightsaber to his hand in the wampa cave, I remember thinking, Whoa! Awesome! And then, after I’d seen it maybe ten more t...
Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name.
We saw Leif to the door and wished him farewell. Time to hit the hay for the last time in this old house, I told my hound as I closed the door on the vampire. All right, buddy. What’ll it be?
Two days ago she watched me kill someone, and she offered me her backyard as a place to hide the body. Truly? Magnusson raised his eyebrows in surprise. That’s a fine woman.