Poxy shitweasel,
Never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit. Oberon
It shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!>
If someone saves you from a potentially life-threatening fight, you owe them booze. It’s a rule that transcends time and cultures.
[...] we are on the payrolls of two dozen different companies as consultants, but we do absolutely nothing for our paychecks, just like normal consultants.
You're going to need a dann big can of big spray! Or maybe a rocket-propelled grenade. I have one in the garage, you want it?
You know what sucks about prophecies? They never predict anything fun, Granuaile answered. Just once I’d like to hear a prophet tell someone, ‘Thou shalt win a bitchin’ Camaro on a game show.’
You killed my father, he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. Prepare to die! Inigo Montoya? Is that you?
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen an Irish wolfhound parading around in rhinestone-studded gold lamé.
Why don’t high school math teachers ever come up with cool problems like this? If a 150-pound Irish wolfhound launches himself at seventeen miles per hour at a 250-pound draugr, will that dead motherf...
Whoa! Really? That means practically my whole life is an adventure! I never realized!>
Where are we going?I don't know yet.Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.
When a fight comes at ye, it’s not going to ask if you’re in shape for it! Ye have to be ready whenever it comes, and the day I’m not ready for a fight is the day I’m dead!
What do pharmacists dream of? Caribbean vacations paid for by GlaxoSmithKline? Sample packs of Percocet? Her
Well, when you’re rockin’ out with the Crüe, it’s like a religious experience, dude.
War always takes your life. Sometimes it’s just not all at once.
Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you.
Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special godslayer term life policies. Charlatans with god-proof armor and extraplanar safe houses for...
They say, ‘You know nothing, Jon Snow.
The sun cannot shine as bright without a proper darkness to counter it.The world had gone a bit gray.