“ In the pattern of the curdling cheese she divined the future, the complex patterns revealing truth to her far more clearly than my wands ever could. Kevin Hearne
“ If you've got some hopelessly over matched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Ne… Kevin Hearne
“ If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do that. Kevin Hearne
“ I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped Oberon said, And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent. Kevin Hearne
“ I lost somebody I loved, she whispered. I know that doesn’t make me special. Happens to everyone. She made me feel special, though, more than anyone else I’d met in five hundred years. She wiped at th… Kevin Hearne
“ I have salted my hatred and cured it, stored it in a dark cellar of my mind against the day when I could let it be my only nourishment. The day is finally come, and I will tear into this meat and savo… Kevin Hearne
“ I have dinner for the whole crew at Mitchell Park in Tempe right now. Bring the truck.… Yes, there is enough for everybody, trust me. See you there. Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks… Kevin Hearne
“ I had privately changed This, too, shall pass into You, too, shall die, and it helped me avoid all sorts of conflict. Kevin Hearne
“ I find the college children delightful. I would like to have a drink with them too. No, Leif, you want to drink of them, and they can sense that subconsciously Kevin Hearne
“ I don’t know what it is about Ackbar that tends to quash arguments. He has a kind of moist charisma, I guess, that no one wants to challenge. I know I don’t want to dispute him, anyway. Kevin Hearne
“ How can one freeze and put their hands above their head at the same time? Do they teach cops to shout contradictory instructions at suspects at the academy for some sinister purpose? If I obeyed one c… Kevin Hearne
“ He does that a lot—go in a different direction, I mean. I sometimes think if it weren’t for Oberon, Siodhachan would be the loneliest man alive. Kevin Hearne
“ For all that we may sometimes despise our fellows and be driven to rages and petty revenges, I think we are even darker creatures when we are alone. We can learn to fear our own thoughts more than the… Kevin Hearne
“ Few things trigger old memories so quickly as authority figures from our youth. I’m not saying those memories are necessarily good ones; they’re simply old and tend to cast us back into roles we thoug… Kevin Hearne
“ Does anyone have a gun? The looks I got in response suggested that I’d asked about something profoundly distasteful, like trickle-down economics or the poetry of William Blake. Kevin Hearne
“ Do you think I’m some sort of sex-starved loser? Well, you are American. What! Great festering tapir tits, that was a stupid thing to say. Kevin Hearne
“ Demons smell like ass—nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority. Kevin Hearne
“ Damn all hieroglyphics for making the ancient Egyptians look cool. Those old gods were best left in oblivion; you’d think the fact that they appeared most often on tombs would be a big hint that they… Kevin Hearne
