It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name. Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s the name of one of your files? One of my largest, unfortunately.
It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name. Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s the name of one of your files? One of my largest, unfortunately. But I have it broken do...
It had been a long time since I’d felt any desire to truly inflict pain upon another person. I tend to take the long view on dealing with irritating people—as in, I’m going to outlive whoever irritate...
If you don’t give people a conventional path to power, they will seek out their own unconventional path.
If it pleases me, then it is good and I want more; If it displeases me, then it must be destroyed as soon as possible, but preferably in a way that enhances my reputation so that I can achieve immorta...
I wonder if they have a fancy law or name for the principle that Humans Ruin Everything for Profit. Maybe that's just capitalism
I think—and it is something I have thought about for a while—that there is a measure of heroism in providing safe harbor. Not actively saving anyone so much as providing the space for them to save the...
I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.
I have never thought that winds howled so much as moaned. My imagination gives them reasons: They moan because they’re weary of their never-ending journey around the globe and are haunted by what they...
I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced to avoid it if I could; there was no way I wanted to fell that.
Gods blast it, I was asking ye where you shite in the city, not where I should do it! I might have said that a bit too loudly, because people on the sidewalk look at me out of the corners of their eye...
Douglas Adams was right: There is nothing so massively useful in the universe as a towel.
Cowardly? Bleh. Tell you what: Let’s debate the meaning of honor and see who lives longer. The
But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.
Brewers are craftsmen to be envied, and Goibhniu is one of the finest. His daily work is easily tested and tasted, and unlike, say, one of those people who greet you in a soulless big box store, he ca...
Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?
A four-syllable name is impractical in battle, lad, and in most poetry too, if ye care about what the bards say. I’ll give ye only two syllables until ye actually save me bones from the Fae. You can p...
Why shouldn’t we let him go. I can score you some Girl Scout Cookies. You can’t get Thin Mints in Poland, can you? Be serious. Samoas, then? Malina simply glared at me. All right, I said, what do you...
There has to be a way of thinking that will allow us to see nonlethal differences and celebrate them rather than point at them and judge them unworthy. For we seem to be ever running toward dystopias...
Never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit. Oberon
