Ken Follett Quote
I went to the doctor, said the woman next to Ethel. I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'[...] She went on: The doctor says to me, he goes, 'You shouldn't say that, it's a rude word.'[...]I says to him, 'What should I say, then, doctor?' He says to me, 'Say you've got an itchy finger.'[...]He says to me, 'Do your finger itch you all the time, Mrs. Perkins, or just now and again?'Mildred paused, and the women were silent, waiting for the punch line.I says, 'No, doctor, only when I piss through it.
Ken Follett
I went to the doctor, said the woman next to Ethel. I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'[...] She went on: The doctor says to me, he goes, 'You shouldn't say that, it's a rude word.'[...]I says to him, 'What should I say, then, doctor?' He says to me, 'Say you've got an itchy finger.'[...]He says to me, 'Do your finger itch you all the time, Mrs. Perkins, or just now and again?'Mildred paused, and the women were silent, waiting for the punch line.I says, 'No, doctor, only when I piss through it.
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Many of his books have achieved high ranking on bestseller lists. For example, in the US, many reached the number-one position on the New York Times Best Seller list, including Triple (1979), The Key to Rebecca (1980), Lie Down with Lions (1985), A Dangerous Fortune (1993), World Without End (2007), Fall of Giants (2010), Winter of the World (2012), and Edge of Eternity (2014).