I am commanded to write an account of my days: I am bit by fleas and plagued by family. That is all there is to say.
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Grow your courage by remembering each day is a gift.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.