I like my life dull.''If you like your life dull, then that can only mean that you do not understand the nature of excitement.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Love is just a contact of no refusal.
The concept of leadership is abused by people who think a person becomes a leader when he grows grey hair, put into a position and expected to function. Everyone has a leadership potential carried wit...
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
The benefits of forgiveness are limitless.
And when the earth began to rumble and quake, as fear and frantic set in, he ran back inside the house past his wife and children, gathering all the valuables and things he thought of importance, and...
He was a man with a chest, and he wanted to give thoughtful expression to the passion of his heart.