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Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes? To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, Because the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

J.R. Ward

Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes? To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, Because the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

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