Bullshit! Li-ar! Your mother and father are dead like everybody else. Everybody is dead.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Gratitude turns disappointment into lessons learned, discoveries made, alternatives explored, and new plans set in motion.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.